Rules & Traditions

Rules are voted on annually at a meeting held 1-2 weeks before the draft. You can thank Steve for the Trophy rule. If you end up drawing from the "Shitty Hat", Chris is probably smiling.

Draft board

2025 Season

Changes This Year

  • Draft Date: August 26th, 2025
  • One RB slot replaced by one Flex slot
  • SPECIAL THUG RULE removed
  • Commish adjusts waiver priority after draft to reverse draft order

Rules Meeting

  • Held 1-2 weeks before the draft
  • Each team gets one vote, regardless of manager count; no abstentions
  • All proposals require an explicit yes/no
  • Remote attendance allowed for members with 1+ year history
  • Returning teams must pay before the meeting

Divisions

  • 12 teams → 3 divisions of 4
  • 16 teams → 4 divisions of 4
  • 14 teams → no divisions (round-robin)

League Structure

Playoffs

6 teams qualify. If the league has 10 or fewer teams, only 4 qualify.

Draft Order

Drawn from a hat at the rules meeting. Attendees get one mulligan. Second draw is final. Draft slot subject to change if the league falls below the planned team count.

Waivers

Standard. Priority persists until a player is claimed. Reset to reverse draft order after the draft.

Payment

PayPalkuwlade@yahoo.com
Venmo@unrared
CashSignal DM
WECUSignal DM
Todd's cheatsheet

Live Draft Rules

Mulligan: missed pick rule

During the Draft

  • Physical board with player stickers
  • Each manager gets one mulligan; use it on a missed pick to save your slot
  • Without a mulligan, a missed pick is forfeit until draft end and drawn from the "Shitty Hat"
  • Early departures result in random selection from remaining stickers

No-Shows & Late Arrivals

First missed pick is chosen by draft position 1, second by position 2, and so on.

Draft or die

Traditions

Chris claims the trophy

Championship Tradition

The winner must visit the prior champion's residence and ask:

"Where is my mother-fucking fantasy football trophy?"
Couch prep

Luck of the Irish

5% of buy-ins fund a side-pot awarded to the highest-scoring regular season team that misses the playoffs. The winner may select their draft slot for the following year (if declared at the rules meeting).

All Rules at a Glance

Format

  • $80 entry fee
  • 12 teams → 3 divisions of 4; 16 teams → 4 divisions of 4; 14 teams → round-robin
  • 6 teams qualify for playoffs (4 if 10 or fewer teams)
  • Waivers: standard priority, persists until claimed, resets to reverse draft order after draft

Draft Day

  • Physical board with player stickers
  • Draft order drawn from hat at rules meeting; attendees get one mulligan (second draw is final); slot subject to change if team count drops
  • Each manager gets one mulligan for a missed pick; saves the slot
  • Without a mulligan, missed pick is forfeit to the "Shitty Hat" drawn at draft end
  • Early departure = random pick from remaining stickers
  • No-shows: picks filled in draft order (1st slot takes 1st miss, 2nd takes 2nd, etc.)

Keepers

  • One keeper per team per season
  • Must be on roster at end of regular season
  • Declare no later than 24 hours before the draft
  • Drafted players cost their original round; mid-season adds cost their ADP
  • Second keep must use current ADP
  • Max 2 keeps per player total
  • Can be forfeited any time before the first pick of the draft

Rules Meeting

  • Held 1-2 weeks before the draft
  • One vote per team regardless of manager count; no abstentions
  • All proposals require an explicit yes/no
  • Remote attendance allowed for members with 1+ year history
  • Returning teams must pay before the meeting

Traditions

  • Champion visits the prior champion's home and demands the trophy
  • Luck of the Irish: 5% of buy-ins to highest-scoring non-playoff team
  • Luck of the Irish winner may choose their draft slot the following year (must declare at the rules meeting)

Payment

  • PayPal: kuwlade@yahoo.com
  • Venmo: @unrared
  • Cash or WECU: Signal DM